Oh The Poor Persecuted Christian Pervert

A staff member at the Parkway Christian School was caught on videotape trying to make arrangements for getting some nookie. Mr. Lavern Jordan, the “Spiritual Backbone”, of Parkway Christian School was caught trying to negotiate sex from the mother of a potential student. At least this time the nookie, was female and over 18, and not a student. Heh Heh Heh. From the article from Channel 13 in Houston:

“I was meeting with him so y’all to expose him to the world and to those parents sending their kids up there,” the mother told us.

Because days earlier, she says Jordan had offered to waive his school’s enrollment fee in exchange for sex. It all happened in a graphic conversation that unfortunately for Mr. Jordan was recorded for us all to hear.

Jordan: “Excuse me and I don’t mean to be so blunt but I am talking about f—— you.”

Mother: “You talking about what?”

Jordan: “F—— you.”

Jordan: “For the $300 I would expect maybe we could get together several times, you think?”

Mother: “Several times, whatcha mean several times?”

Jordan: “Well I don’t know, you might like whatcha getting.”

Looks like the school has special arrangements for those who can’t pay in cash.

Oh and look at this statement from Parkway:

Channel 13 chose to run a piece slandering our school’s name and reputation. They filmed our school doors, sign,and phone number, but did not have the professional courtesy to interview me, although I called the station manager and informed him of a falsehood. I requested a callback interview numerous times, in which I did not recieve in a timely fashion.

Furthermore, Mr. Wayne Dolcefino and his camera crew were in the school parking lot on 4/17/08 and interviewed students and parents without even talking to me. A new story was aired 4/17/08 at 10 p.m. and we still had not recieved a call or interview. Today is 4/18/08 and they finally want an interview after they have already damaged the schools’ name and integrity. The stories that were run were entirely one-sided. A true report is getting both sides of the story. We have now been advised by our legal council not to grant any local media interviews.

Furthermore, we would like to add that the woman in question did not handle the situation properly. Had she called to inform me of this incident, the matter would have been handled promptly and properly.I can not do anything about a situation that I am not aware of. As soon as I was informed, Mr. Jordan was no longer a part of Parkway Christian School,Inc., nor is he the founder. I started PCSI 13 years ago, to help the lives and futures of teenagers that got lost in the system of public schooling. Mr. Jordan was never and is not a founder of PCSI.

Channel 13 and the woman in question owe Parkway Christian School, Inc. a public apology for the unjust manner in which the incident was handled. My family, students, and school should not have to suffer the blame for something that we did not know was happening.
Respectfully yours,
Barbara A. Jordan
Founder, PCSI

What a set of brass balls. One of their employees propositions a potential customer and it’s her fault? Wow, I guess Christian shit doesn’t stink. Oh, and it looks like the whole school is a scam.

So that day, more than 100 Parkway Christian students walked across the stage to “Pomp and Circumstance,” accepted their diploma and shook hands with Jordan, many of them having never set foot in a Parkway Christian classroom.

The school seems to only have three employees from their website. Another Texas education scam where kids can pay for a diploma. And according to some Christians, they are supposed to be more morally developed than us lowly unbelievers. If this is “superior moral development”, then I want no part of it.


8 Replies to “Oh The Poor Persecuted Christian Pervert”

  1. Is stuff like this bad only because he is a Christian, or would such behavior be despicable in any case?


  2. That he’s a supposed “christian” makes it worse…the hypocrisy.Too many “christians,” not enough lions.


  3. My point is that many Christians claim that the non-religious are somehow “morally inferior” because they are not Christians. Yet Christians seem to screw up just as much as anyone else. I’m not the one claiming to be “morally superior” to anyone. I’m just as imperfect as the next person. So I love to see the hypocrisy exposed when one of these “paragons of virtue” falls from grace.


  4. I’m pretty sure they are simply lying about LaVern Jordan not being a founder. There’s an interesting feature of the font page history. It currently reads:<>“Parkway Christian School, Inc. was founded in September 1995 by Mrs. Barbara Jordan.”<>There are two spaces between “by” and “Mrs”. This is the only place in the whole page where there are two spaces within the text. I would love to know what was there a week or two ago.Also, of the three staff members, one is apparently the daughter of Mrs Barbara Jordan by virgin birth. Her bio starts out:<>“Daughter of and Mrs. Jordan, …”<>


  5. I have known this family for 20+ years and have to admit that I am deeply heartbroken. Please don’t believe that all Christians are hypocrites, just know that they are still prone to the same temptations and sin as everyone else. I do believe that the Bible says…Let him without sin cast the first stone. That’s the motto I try to live by. Instead of reveling in the fact that a good family has been destroyed by sin and temptation, we should keep them in our thoughts and prayers. I feel so sorrowful for the wife and children.


  6. I have known this man & his family for over 30 yrs. It is heartbreaking to imagine what his family is going through. The only difference between a Christian and non-Christian is belief and acceptance of Jesus Christ. As a Christian, we recognize that we ARE SINNERS, SAVED BY GRACE. Unfortunately, temptations can & do still happen. I find no joy in this story. What he did was wrong and I will not justify it, however, I believe compassion is what Jesus would show. “There but by the Grace of God go I.”


  7. Well, anon I don’t care about the fact that he is personally a Christian. It’s the attitude that “because” he is a Christian is should therefore be immune to the sorts of problems that any other group has. I have a couple of relatives like this. They “lord” it over the rest of us that they are Christians and somehow better. But when they screwup like anyone else, they try to cover it up, and even try to put the blame on us nonreligious folks.


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